Armin: Eren, can I ask you something?
Eren: Mm, yeah...?
Armin: Are u gay?
Eren: Me? Gay? Pfft! Why do you think that? Haha, I'm not gay. I'm 100% straight, y'know. I like the girls, I like boobs and I like-
Mikasa: Oh, look over there! Isn't that Levi?!
Eren: WHERE?! *falls from his seat* WHERE HE IS?!
Mikasa: Does this answer your question, Armin?
Armin: Yeah.















