kiokushitaka:

ok so this morning i saw this post and…

au where levi has a cat who keeps stealing his neighbor’s underwear

levi doesn’t notice until he cleans and finds a pair of boxers that are definitely not his and he’s like “what the….”

every week when he cleans he finds 1 or 2 pairs, usually boxers but with an occasional pair of cute panties thrown in, so he assumes they’re from different people on the street

eventually he feels bad about it and puts an ad on craigslist; “underwear found, my cat stole it; could be anyone in the area”

eventually he gets a call from someone, sounds like a young guy. he agrees to come over and get his stuff. levi’s relieved at least one person seems to have seen the ad

eren shows up and he’s relatively calm about the whole thing; it’s levi who’s being an awkward mess because oh jesus he’s hot

he’s so hot and my cat has been stealing his underoos

eren grabs all of it, even the panties and levi sorta gives him a questioning look without realizing/meaning to

“oh, those are mine too”

oh jesus i want him

in an attempt to flirt levi stumbles through “psh i’ll believe it when i see you in them” and eren offers a smirk, “maybe you could sometime, though i think it’s customary to go on a date first”