ageha-sakura:

I need an AU where Levi works at a cafe and is super asshole-y to customers and has a ‘gives no shit’ attitude with them.

In comes Eren.

He legitimately believes Levi is the devil. And swears to everyone he knows that Levi is probably an evil demon who has come to reap havoc on all these unsuspecting coffee drinkers.

Then one day: Levi overhears Eren talking to Armin or someone about this crazy nonsense and decides to fuck with him. So every time Eren orders a dine in coffee, Levi draws satanic related symbols for the coffee art-like 666 or a pentagram ect. Eren starts flipping his shit. He refuses to go to the coffee shop with out holy water in a spray bottle and won’t even look Levi in the eyes.

Levi thinks it’s the funniest thing in the whole goddamn world and he finally cracks when one day he walks up to Eren and says ‘hey’-but Eren’s immediate response is to scream and spray the holy water at Levi’s face. Levi just starts laughing like a lunatic and Eren books it out of there.

That’ll be the day Levi, the devil, fell in love.